The Chinese sneeze
Is such a tease.
You don’t know if it’s just a cold in the head
Maybe until you’re dead.
Panic-buying’s a necessary reaction.
At least we’re taking action
While Boris and co look panic-stricken
And several of their advisers sicken.
There is some refinement
To solitary confinement,
We’ve got whatsapp and such
To keep in touch
And from the cities to the sticks
There’s always Netflix.
Even so
There’s nowhere to go,
The Government says it’s best you
Stay at home or they’ll arrest you.
We have to eke out the days as a matter of course;
Unhappy couples contemplate divorce
And nasty germs spread and spiral
Like a Twitter tweet that’s going viral.
The Chinese sneeze
Has brought us to our knees.
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