There’s nothing to fear
From two-tier Kier.
His gift to the nation?
Much more taxation.
It’s no drama
For Kier Starmer.
Inclusive is right.
Just jail anyone white.
Angela Rayner?
It’s a no-brainer.
No. Freeze.
I should have said, “she’s”.
Yvette Cooper
Is terribly super.
When the media calls
She knows it’s Ed Balls.
Ed Miliband
Is taking a stand.
Now he’s in charge of Britain’s power
We can’t afford to take a shower.
Nobody grieves
For Rachael Reeves.
She’s not all that old
And she don’t feel the cold.
Head girl this term is Phillipson B.
Hates good schools, loves VAT.
You might have hoped as she got older
She’d start to lose that chip on her shoulder.
She believes that, for the good of the nation,
She must impose bog-standard education.
If public schools have greener grass,
Too bad. The middle class
Can kiss her arse,
She’s got the boss’s job at last.
It's a triple whammy
From David Lammy:
He’s taken a dump
On Donald Trump;
He will, without fail,
Betray Israel;
And in a minute or two
He'll rejoin the EU.
Back in the ’70s, the British disease
Was striking for pay which brought us to our knees,
Today, to the trade unions’ delight,
The Government pays up without any fight.
It’s only taxpayers’ money and there’s more and still more
To be mined from “the biggest financial black hole since the war”
For train drivers, teachers, doctors and nurses
Though their service gets worses and worses.
For those found guilty of the “capitalism” crime,
It's pay-back time.
As Dylan Thomas might have said:
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Fa-rage, Fa-rage against the dying of the right.
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