They've been in power less than a week and already we see the fruits of their success:
- Cracking down on crime by issuing Get Out of Jail Free cards to empty our prisons;
- Rubbishing the economy so they can say how great they are when inflation and interest rates rise fall thanks to Rishi;
- Claiming the public finances are worse than they thought so they can justify raising taxes much more than they ever admitted they would;
- Appointing a Minister for Women who doesn't know what a woman actually is;
- Ploughing over the Green Belt to accommodate...
- ...all the illegal immigrants they are giving an amnesty to;
- Stuffing doctors' mouths with (our) gold (again).
