Saturday, April 04, 2026

Who is the rocket man now?

Does anyone really care the USA has sent another rocket into space? How much does it matter when the same country is creating a new, more deadly, world order here on earth?

Is this space nonsense some sort of distraction technique to persuade us that the United States not only rules this world but other worlds as well?

What is the point of swinging by the moon when the Middle East is in meltdown, the war has given a boost to Mad Vlad Putin’s Russia and even Rachel Reeves has another excuse for Britain’s looming rejection?

Is there any real benefit from this new space shot because, for all the alleged excitement and nerd overload, it is not apparent?

Isn’t there something obscene about all this? As far as peace on earth is concerned, I think it’s going to be a long, long time.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Artificial intelligence unintelligibly stumped

Here’s proof you can’t trust AI.

Musing on Easter and the start of the cricket season, I asked Google AI who said: ‘I can never walk down the nave of Westminster Abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.’

First of all, it said Sarah Ferguson and gave me a lot of guff about her wedding to the Windsor formerly known as Prince.

I pointed out that taking spin was a cricketing term so it offered me Shane Warne (a spin bowler). When I doubted that, it said Ted Dexter (not a spin bowler). I again demurred so it swore the answer was Richie Benaud (a spin bowler).

If artificial intelligence is this stupid, what hope is there? And does anyone know the answer or what the precise quote actually is?

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Saturday, March 14, 2026

Today Worcestershire, tomorrow the country?

Nigel Farage’s Reform party took over Worcestershire County Council promising to ‘reduce waste and cut taxes’.

Now they are increasing council tax by nine per cent, Mr Farage wishes they hadn’t won control of the county because it was already bankrupt and the massive increase isn’t his party’s fault.

Today Worcestershire… tomorrow the whole country? In a few years’ time Prime Minister Farage may be revealing record tax rises for the whole of Britain and accusing other people for his failure:

‘Don’t blame me for the financial crisis. We just inherited it from those terrible Tories and that awful Labour lot.’

This week, he said: ‘Worcestershire, I have to say, we took minority control of a virtually bankrupt council, I wish we hadn't bothered.’

I do hope we don’t hear him saying much the same thing on the steps of 10 Downing Street in due course.

Thursday, March 05, 2026

Regime change - does it actually work?

It’s all very well swooping in and arresting Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela or bombing the life out of Persia’s Ayatollah Khamenei but what next?

We might all want to see Vlad Putin dead and buried but someone worse could quite easily succeed him.

While no-one would wish to see Sir Keir Starmer extinguished completely, the growing likelihood that he will be replaced is not something to imagine with equanimity.

Without a General Election – and why should we have one given the Tories’ unattractive record of regicide? – if Starmer goes, we’re bound to get someone even worse.

The only solution his party can come up with to restore its popularity is a new leader and a wealth tax which would merely hasten the flight of Britain’s wealth-creators for foreign shores.

My own nightmare scenario is Angela Rayner as PM and Ed Miliband as Chancellor but others can doubtless envisage something equally catastrophic.

Sir Keir’s days are numbered. Soon enough they will get rid of him. But taking out the leader is not the answer unless there’s a clear plan for a better the future. In Britain, as in Venezuela and Persia, there isn’t.

Friday, February 20, 2026

Why we need the Monarchy

The BBC and Channel 4, among others, are enthusiastically exploiting the plight of the Windsor formerly known as Prince to whip up anti-Royal sentiment in a bid to rid us of the Monarchy.

They must be careful what they wish for. Get rid of the Monarchy and hark what discord follows. An elected President? Then where does that leave Parliament and the Prime Minister?

We would require the complete re-writing of our unwritten constitution if that was a serious option. But who could we possibly trust to come up with a viable solution? We could end up like America or France – or even Russia or China.

We could supposedly elect someone without much power but even in Ireland the President has real power. What if she exercised it against the wishes of the incumbent Government? An elected President would certainly have more justification for political interference than an hereditary Monarch and you could easily imagine circumstances where she set herself up in opposition to her Government.

Instead, we could have an appointed President, chosen from among the ‘great and good’. They would almost certainly be the favoured nominee of the ruling party. Peter Mandelson might have been candidate for such an office not so long ago. And how could a political appointee possibly be a unifying force?

Our history and national identity rely on having a Monarchy. We did get rid of it once and it was followed by chaos and dictatorship which ended in everyone agreeing the only thing to do was restore Charles II.

Every country needs a Head of State, someone to represent the nation at home and abroad, and someone above the machinations of politicians. No matter how bad things seem for the Royal Family today, surely we have to agree the Monarchy is the least worst option.

The choice is simple: God Save the King or God Help Britain.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Not much Reform going on here

While I think we can all agree democracy is a good idea, the restoration of the franchise in Keir Starmer’s latest U-turn has led to lots of excited talk of a Reform landslide.

As someone who has flirted with the idea of backing Nigel Farage’s party, I thought it would be worth checking out how it’s been doing in the 14 areas where Reform has control of local authority finances.

The results are massively disappointing, suggesting all the talk about Reform cutting out waste, supporting hard-pressed local taxpayers etc is just so much political guff.

As the cliché goes: politicians are all the same. Bearing in mind that a rise of five per cent or more requires special Government permission, these are the rises proposed by Reform-led councils:

Derbyshire County Council: 4.9 per cent

Doncaster Council: 4.99 per cent

Durham County Council: 1.99 per cent

Kent County Council: 3.99 per cent

Lancashire County Council: 4.99 per cent

Lincolnshire County Council: 2.99 per cent

North Northamptonshire Council: 4.99 per cent

Nottinghamshire County Council: 3.99 per cent

Staffordshire County Council 3.99 per cent

West Northamptonshire Council: 4.99 per cent

Leicestershire County Council (Minority administration): 2.99 per cent

Warwickshire County Council (Minority administration): 4.89 per cent

Worcestershire County Council (Minority administration): 9 per cent

Cornwall Council: 4.99 per cent (Largest party)

At the last local elections Reform pledged to ‘Reduce waste and cut your tax’ (Worcestershire increased councillors' allowances by 17 per cent).

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Tuesday, February 03, 2026

The Russian honey trap

We should shed no tears over the oleaginous Peter Mandelson’s downfall, after so many previous disgraces this slippery, slithy tove has slithered his way out of.

What’s striking, though, is Jeffrey Epstein’s travelling harem seems to have included a large number of young Russian women.

It’s almost as if Vladimir Putin and his chums plotted to implicate as many influential people as possible in one vast honey trap with, or without, the connivance of the spider at the centre of the web.

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, the Windsor formerly known as Prince, the current President of the United States, various bankers… the list of luminaries involved with the great financier and paedophile goes on and on (though only one relatively minor offender is actually in jail).

So is this all a Russian plot to destabilise the West? If so, you can only say it’s been a great success.